if you're reading this you already checked for hidden files, good.

the firewall log wasn't lying about the port pattern. read it as a zip
code, not a port. that's Mike's own zip - 07090 - which means the
"outbound connection" was never leaving the neighborhood.

the house isn't somewhere else. it's local.
narrow 07090 down to a street, and you're not looking for a wiki page
anymore.
